Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what we know they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) .....and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're the ugliest person that has ever existed on this planet.)

Top 10 Reasons Why Women Reject Men (and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

.....and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)

Cool features, calm feel

With their latest handphone design, Sony Ericsson designers believe they have 'achieved the feel of a calm ocean surface'.

Actually, the upcoming Z610i looks very much like Sony's recent Walkman MP3 player series with its mirror surface and hidden organic light emitting diode (OLED) screen.

This clamshell phone already looks like it will be a hot favourite with women.

It has a 2-megapixel camera, 3G connectivity and a 5cm-large display underneath that pretty lid.

Other features include the ability to upload images instantly to a blog and the ability to receive Internet news feeds using Really Simple Syndication.

The phone also has a 1GB M2 memory card slot for your data storage needs.

The Z610i will be available in coming weeks in three colours (Luster Black, Rose Pink and Airy Blue). The price was not available at press time.

SuperBand Top 10 to release album!

Great news for music aficionados and SuperBand lovers - the Top 10 bands of the competition are in preparation for a compilation album right now as we speak! Here’s the list of songs the bands will be singing, hot off the press!

The album will be released between the period of end August to early September.

Band	Album Song
Mantou	Ling (originally by Alan Kuo)
Summer Breeze	Kuai Le Chong Bai (originally by Wilbur Pan)
MiLu Bing	Yong Qi (originally by Fish Leong)
AMBER	Good Times (originally by Eason Chan)
SOUL	Sun Zi Ai Qing Bing Fa (originally by K ONE)
Lucify	Ci Niao (originally by F.I.R)
QI:NOBE	Shuang Jie Gun (originally by Jay Chou)
Juz-B	Kiss Goodbye (originally by Lee Hom)
J3	Qi Li Xiang (originally by Jay Chou)
BRODS	Hen Xiang Ni (originally by Z Chen)

The Supers come together for free concert!

uick, check your schedule now, are you free on Saturday August 26? Are you?? 'Coz there's gonna be a great concert that afternoon and it's even free, so you definitely wouldn't want to miss it!! What's more, you'll even get tips on how to ace that upcoming Project SuperStar audition! And who better to dish out such advice than the same people who have been there before? Yes, Channel U's luminary Supers from Project SuperStar, SuperHost, Campus SuperStar and SuperBand will all be there! Get proper singing techniques and tips on getting past that nerve-wracking audition from Tan Wei Lian, Kelly Poon, Hong Junyang, Chew Sin Huey, Jason Tan, Charlyn Lin, Wu Luoyi, Ng Zhi Yang, Teresa Tseng, Geraldine See, Renfred Ng and MiLu Bing. So don’t keep them waiting, be there! See below for song list! Event: Project SuperStar Pre-Audition Concert! Saturday August 26 at 2pm Toa Payoh HDB Hub Register for the Project SuperStar auditions here! Event: Project SuperStar Auditions (Males) Sunday September 3, 2006 at 9am Toa Payoh HDB Hub Event: Project SuperStar Auditions (Females) Saturday September 9, 2006 at 9am Toa Payoh HDB Hub

Project SuperStar Pre-Audition Concert Song List

SuperBand's MiLu Bing performing songs Shen Bian & Bai Se Lie Hen Project SuperStar's Tan Wei Lian performing Wo Zhi Shi Xiang Yao & Chu Mo Project SuperStar's Kelly Poon performing Ai Wu Li & Ji Shi Zha Dan

Project SuperStar's Hong Junyang performing Nan Dao & Dou Dou Nü Hai	Project SuperStar's Chew Sin Huey performing Wo Yao Kuai Le & Bu Yao Shuo Bao Qian	Campus SuperStar's Ng Zhi Yang performing 22 & Sha Sha De Shei

Campus SuperStar's Teresa Tseng performing Love x3 & Yu Jian	Campus SuperStar's Renfred Ng performing Xing Qing	Campus SuperStar's Geraldine See performing Jie Tuo

Project SuperStar's Jason Tan performing Chi Xin Jue Dui	Tan Wei Lian and Jason Tan performing Zhang Xin